genuine question.

hi i kinda went thru a rabbit hole and found this, so im just. reading the pages at random? and im confused?????

idk I just feel lost here. and i found some of the pages here so weird its funny,

William I: I’m William the Conqueror

My enemies stood no chance.

They call me the first English king

Although I come from France.

1066, the Domesday book

I gave to history.

So fat on death my body burst!

But enough about me!

To help remember all your kings

I’ve come up with this song -

A simple rhyme and ditty

For you all to sing along… Oh!

William!

(Bit short innit? We need more kings. Who came next?)

Henry I: William second, cheeks were red -

Killed out hunting, so it’s said.

I took over, Henry one

William I: That’s my next eldest son.

Then, King Stephen, it’s true, check it!

Henry II: I, Henry two, killed Thomas Becket.

Richard Lionheart? That’s right!

Always spoiling for a fight.

Oh King John, what a disaster -

Rule restrained by Magna Carta!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry II: Time for my mate, King Henry eight

To take up this song

Henry VIII: Henry three built the abbey

Ed one hated Scots.

A red-hot poker killed Ed two

That must have hurt him lots!

Edward third was a chivalry nerd

Began the hundred years war.

Henry V: Then Richard two was king aged ten

Then Henry, yes, one more!

King Henry four, plots galore

Not least from Henry five, Moi?

I killed ten score at Agincourt

Then Henry six arrived (Wa!)

Henry VIII: Edward four, Edward five

Richard the third, he’s bad!

‘Cause he fought wars with Henry seventh

First Tudor and my dad.

So Henry eight, I was great

Six wives, two were beheaded

Edward the sixth came next

But he died young and so my dreaded....

Daughter Mary ruled, so scary,

Then along came…

Elizabeth I: Me!

I’m Liz the first, I had no kids

So Tudors RIP...

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

Elizabeth I: That’s me, time for more men.

James six of Scotland next

As English James the first he led.

Then Stuarts ruled, so Charles the first

The one who lost his head!

Charles II: No monarchy until came me -

Charles two, I liked to party!

King Jimmy two was scary, woooh

Then Mary was a smarty.

She ruled with Bill, their shoes were filled

By sourpuss Queen Anne Gloria.

And so from then, you were ruled by men.

Victoria: ‘Till along came me Victoria!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then

Jim, Will, Mary, Anna Gloria

Victoria: Still to come, it’s Queen Victoria!

George IV: And so began the Hanover gang

George one and George two

Victoria: Grim! Then George the third was quite absurd

George IV: 'Till I replaced old him!

Victoria: King George the fourth and known henceforth

As angry, fat and cross.

George IV: Hang on!

Victoria: It’s true you beat Napoleon

But were mostly a dead loss.

George IV: Bang on!

Victoria: Old William fourth was a sailor

George IV: Ahoy!

Victoria: It’s nearly the end of the story-a

As onto the scene comes the best-loved queen -

Hail to Queen Victoria!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then

Jim, Will, Mary, Anna Gloria

George, George, George, George

Will, Victoria

…Victoria…Victoria…Victoria…

Victoria: (I ruled for sixty four-years, you know.)

Ed seven, George five

Ed eight, George six

‘Liz two, then reigned and how!

And so our famous monarch song

Is brought right up to now-

All: Oh…!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then

Jim, Will, Mary, Anna Gloria

George, George, George, George

Will, Victoria

Edward, George, Edward, George six

And Queen Liz Two completes the mix!

That’s all the English Kings and Queens

Since William first that there have been!

(Ta da!)

Rhythm Heaven + Hanna Barbera + other stuff = this

MY WIKI HAS MORE ARTICLES

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1. It breaks the points of Wikis, as wikis are free to edit and to add new pages, but only one person can add new pages and only two people can edit articles

2. The Rhythm Heaven Ultimate article doesn't mention the returning minigames

3. It claims that Pop Singer is 18 years old when she is clearly a kid

4. It contains ships I don't like (Like Popyan)

5. Some of the original characters have images that look like a potato

6. WHO ON EARTH would call Pop Singer Pop Singer as her real name when Idolum Tergum is creative

7. Also, who wouldn't believe that the two backup dancers in Fan Club 2 are her sisters?

In conclusion, this wiki isn't the quality of the Super Smash Bros. Phi Wiki (although original characters in this wiki are allowed under the Fanon section but only you make them follow the Cross Inc lore)

Link to join: https://super-smash-bros-phi.fandom.com/f

stop what is this wiki 😭😭😭 i have never laughed so hard at something 💀💀💀

I stumbled upon the Aspenpellot wiki with a friend and we are amazed at the amount of content here. Aspen, you clrearly know what happening, so I have a couple of questions.

1. You claim that Aspen Pellot Games was founded in 1976, but you say you're 14. How is this possible?

2. You claim to hate/dislike false info, but all the fan games, localizations/ports and straight-up sequels of games dont seem to exist at all and no gameplay or info of them can be found anywhere but here. Why is that?

3. Your Youtube channel header says its the official lolmanXD444 channel, but it clearly isnt. Why is that?

This is not supposed to be rude or to belittle you. I just want to know what the point of this wiki is, since nothing here seems to be real other than the people who run it.

Alas, as the gatekeepers of this website has to no avail to seal away the tragedy of Sharkboy.